Welcome, Valued... Uh, Internal Users!

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Congratulations on stumbling upon our humble feed site! If you're seeing this, it means you're likely not one of the highly specialized, top-secret, code-word-spitting individuals for whom this site was painstakingly crafted.

Yes, this isn't your public playground for sharing cat memes or debating the merits of artisanal toast. This is where the magic (read: "internal data transactions and deliveries") happens. Think of it as the super-exclusive VIP lounge, but instead of velvet ropes, we have... well, we have the very real possibility of you breaking something important if you try to use it for anything other than its intended, highly specific, and utterly unglamorous purpose.

So, please, for the love of all that is digital, do not attempt to publicly use this site. We're not being mean, we're being practical. Your public "feed" needs are already adequately met by literally every other website on the internet. Go there. Enjoy. Post your brunch photos.

Here? We're busy. And frankly, a little sensitive about our data.

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Thanks for not trying to make us cry.